Every Actor Knows That Tragedy, Being Linear

What Would We Do Without Irony? Check Out Your Own Daily Reliance On It, The Foul-weather Friend Who's There For You When Nothing Else Is.

We Can't Destroy The Inequities Between Men And Women Until We Destroy Marriage.

No Matter How Expected, Death Is Always The Ultimate Surprise.

When Table Utensils Were Invented In The 1100s, The Catholic Church Condemned Them As Obscene And Heretical, Claiming, 'god Gave Us Fingers With Which To Eat.' And We're Supposed To Get Politically Discouraged? Oh Please. We're Being Opposed By People Who Denounced The Fork.

I Do Believe Deeply That All Human Beings, Male And Female, Are Sexual Beings, Most Likely Bisexual Beings Channeled This Way And That By Cultures Terrified Of Boundary Crossings Without Passports Stamped Gay Or Straight.