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Sometimes You Look In A Field And You See A Cow And You Think It's A Better Cow Than The One You've Got In Your Own Field. It's A Fact. Right? And It Never Really Works Out That Way.

If You're Going To Be A Footballer, Be A Great One.if You're Going To Have A Dream, Dream Big.

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.

I Was Doing All The Coaching Schools So That I'd Be Able To Stay In The Game, And I Gave Myself A Chance By Doing That. I Was Only An Average Player, Could Score A Goal Or Two, That Sort Of Thing, But I Wasn't A Bobby Charlton Or A Messi, Or Ronaldo. There Are Very, Very Few Really Great Players Who Have Become Great Coaches.

I Can't Believe It. I Can't Believe It. Football. Bloody Hell.