Ever Had A Flying Burrito Hit You?

I'm Not Good With Children," The God Confessed. "or People. Well, Any Organic Life Forms, Really.

Lightning Thief Was Good But The Sea Of Monsters Is Better And Has More Action!

Just My Luck, On Top Of Everything Else I Had To Take Baboon Medicine.

According To Festus, Our Flying Table, Buford, Made It Back Safely While We Were In Charleston, So Those Eagles Didn't Get Him. Unfortunately, He Lost The Laundry Bag With Your Pants." "dang It!" Frank Barked, Which Leo Figured Was Probably Severe Profanity For Him. No Doubt Frank Would've Cursed Some More -busting Out The Golly Gees And The Gosh Darns- But Percy Interrupted By Doubling Over And Groaning. "did The World Just Turn Upside Down?" He Asked. Jason Pressed His Hands To His Head. "yeah, And It's Spinning. Everything Is Yellow. Is It Supposed To Be Yellow?

So I Saved Your Life, And You Repaid Me By Raising Kronos. That's Fair.