Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

It's Volatile, The Marriage. Which One Isn't? Nothing Better Than A Good, Full-on Row. Get It All Out. Say Rude And Nasty Things. And Then Be Sorry. Genuinely Sorry, Afterwards.

I Nearly Die Of Fear Before I Go On Stage. Something Wicked. I Can't Eat A Thing The Day Before A Gig.

If The Royal Family Was Going To Assassinate Someone, They Would Have Gotten Rid Of Me A Long Time Ago.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I Always Find The Mirror In The Dressing Room Is Where The Best Artists Are.