Even When I Look Straight Into The

Hey! Shouts Camel. There Ain't No Woman In The World Worth Two Bottles Of Whiskey!

Life Is The Most Spectacular Show On Earth.

Do You Have Any Idea How Much An Elephant Drinks?

Is Where You're From The Place You're Leaving Or Where You Have Roots?

Sometimes I Think That If I Had To Choose Between An Ear Of Corn Or Making Love To A Woman, I'd Choose The Corn. Not That I Wouldn't Love To Have A Final Roll In The Hay - I Am A Man Yet, And Something Never Die - But The Thought Of Those Sweet Kernels Bursting Between My Teeth Sure Sets My Mouth To Watering. It's Fantasy, I Know That. Neither Will Happen. I Just Like To Weight The Options, As Though I Were Standing In Front Of Solomon: A Final Roll In The Hay Or An Ear Of Corn. What A Wonderful Dilemma. Sometimes I Substitute An Apple For The Corn.