Even Though I Live In America More,

I Used To Do This Big Rant At The End Of Some Gigs With Ben Folds Five. The Band Broke Into This Big Heavy Metal Thing And I Started As A Joke To Scream In A Heavy Metal Falsetto. I Found Myself Saying Things Like: Feel My Pain, I Am White, Feel My Pain.

Billy Joel And Joe Jackson Were Both Great, And They Both Play Piano.

The Piano Is Just A Different Animal. It's Expensive, It's Big, It's Heavy, And It Doesn't Fit In The Mix Easily. Everyone Grew Up With A Piano In Their Living Room, So Rocking Out On The Piano Was Accessible - It Wasn't An Upper-class Thing. Now Pianos Have Become Very Much A Piece Of Furniture.

Being Capable Of Anything Is A Bullshit Concept, Unless It Means You Also Admit That You're Capable Of Cheating, Lying And Killing.

Everyone, When You're A Teenager And You're Growing Up, You Do Feel Like Your Life Is Dramatic Enough To Be On A Tv Screen, But We Know That It's Not.