Even The Losers Get Lucky Sometimes!

Buy Me A Drink, Sing Me A Song; Take Me As I Come, Cause I Can't Stay Long.

The Truth Is That If You Play On Tv There Is Always A Sponsor. There Is No Way Around It. I've Already Passed On So Much Money I Don't Worry About It Anymore.

She's A Good Girl, Crazy About Elvis, Loves Horses, And Her Boyfriend, Too.

Way Up In The Nosebleeds We Watched Him On The Screen, They'd Hung Between The Billboards So Cheaper Seats Could See.

As We Celebrate Mediocrity, All The Boys Upstairs Want To See. How Much You'll Pay For What You Used To Get For Free.