Even The Best Plans Can Change If

I Will Love You As The Iceberg Loves The Ship, And The Passengers Love The Lifeboat And The Lifeboat Loves The Teeth Of The Sperm Whale, And The Sperm Whale Loves The Flavor Of Naval Uniforms.

Never, Under Any Circumstances, Let The Virginian Wolfsnake Near A Typewriter.

The Mind Has A Thousand Eyes, And The Heart Has One:yet The Light Of A Whole Life Dies When Love Is Done.

Tell Me What It Is, Or Prepare To Eat Harpoon.

This Is Like A Cookie, It Tastes Like A Cookie Having Sex With A Doughnut.