Even A Little Dog Can Piss On

When Everybody Does Better, Everybody Does Better.

Reagan Promised Everyone A Seven-course Dinner. Ours Turned Out To Be A Possum And A Six-pack.

If It's Dangerous To Talk To Yourself, It's Probably Even Dicier To Listen.

It May Be The Rooster That Does All The Crowing But It's The Hen That Delivers The Goods.

The Only Difference Between A Pigeon And The American Farmer Today Is That A Pigeon Can Still Make A Deposit On A John Deere.