Equilibrium Is Enjoyably Classy Trash.

That's Why I've Always Been Appreciative Of Truly Creative Radio Commercials.

Whether It's Viewers Of The Show Or Readers Of My Columns And Books, I'm Consistently Impressed With Their Wit, Humor And Insight. That Goes For About 95 Percent Of The Audience. The Other Five Percent Are Why The 'delete' Option And Restraining Orders Were Invented.

Men's Magazines Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. Women's Magazines Also Often Feature Pictures Of Naked Ladies. This Is Because The Female Body Is A Beautiful Work Of Art, While The Male Body Is Hairy And Lumpy And Should Not Be Seen By The Light Of Day.

I Grew Up In Dolton, Just South Of Chicago, About A 20-minute Drive From Old Comiskey Park.

Wal-mart Doesn't Really Care About Your Faith. Wal-mart Cares If You Have Money To Spend, And It Is Going To Be As Generic As Possible In Exploiting The Holiday Season For Every Buck It Can Make.