Enthusiasm Is Like Having Two Right Hands.

Genius Is The Capacity Of Avoiding Hard Work.

Fortitude: That Quality Of Mind Which Does Not Care What Happens So Long As It Does Not Happen To Us.

The Secret Of Salvation Is This: Keep Sweet, Be Useful, And Keep Busy.

An Ounce Of Performance Is Worth More Than A Pound Of Preachment.

In These Days, A Man Who Says A Thing Cannot Be Done Is Quite Apt To Be Interrupted By Some Idiot Doing It.