Enlightenment Is Lightening Up.

Most Comedians Want To Be The Architect Of Their Own Embarrassment. They Have Horrible Self-esteem Issues. I Would Rather Push Myself Into The Mud. I Don't Want To Be Pushed Into The Mud. I Think That Is Probably True. I Think Most People Struggle With Self-acceptance. But Comedians Get A Chance To Self Externalize.

I've Wanted To Be An Actor Since I Was Eight Years Old And I Did Tv Commercials When I Was A Kid. When I Was Eleven Saturday Night Live Came On And I Thought, "oh God, I'd Love To Do That." I Saw The Pink Panther Movies And Thought, "god, I'd Love To Have A Comedy Series; I'd Love To Have A Character I'd Created That Becomes A Series." I've Now Pretty-much Done Everything I've Wanted To Do Since I Was Eight Years Old And It's A Wonderful Feeling, I've Got To Say.

I Came Out Wanting To Be An Actor. From My First View Of The World, That's What I Wanted To Be. I'm Made Of 99 Percent Ham And 1 Percent Water. I Was Just Cooked That Way!

Oh, You Know, Driving Around, Coming To A Stop Sign And An Entire Family, From 8 To 80, Will Be Looking At Me With That Dr. Evil Look - Pinkie On The Mouth.

Canada Is The Essence Of Not Being. Not English, Not American, It Is The Mathematic Of Not Being. And A Subtle Flavour - We're More Like Celery As A Flavour.