English Is A Stretch Language; One Size

When Your Government, Employer, Landlord, Merchant, Banker And Local Sports Team Gang Up To Picture, Digitize And Permanently Record Your Every Activity, You Are Placed Under Unprecedented Control.

On The Analogy Of 'dictionary Johnson,' We Call Fred R. Shapiro, Editor Of The Just-published Yale Book Of Quotations (well Worth The $50 Price), 'quotationeer Shapiro.' Shapiro Does Original Research, Earning His 1,067-page Volume A Place On The Quotation Shelf Next To Bartlett's And Oxford's.

After Eating, An Epicure Gives A Thin Smile Of Satisfaction; A Gastronome, Burping Into His Napkin, Praises The Food In A Magazine; A Gourmet, Repressing His Burp, Criticizes The Food In The Same Magazine; A Gourmand Belches Happily And Tells Everybody Where He Ate; A Glutton Empraces The White Porcelain Alter, Or More Plainly, He Barfs.

As Long As One American Is Hungry... Then We Have Unfinished Business In This Country.

A Man Who Lies, Thinking It Is The Truth, Is An Honest Man, And A Man Who Tells The Truth, Believing It To Be A Lie, Is A Liar.