England Is A Very Popular Foreign Country

As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.

The Planes Are Crowded And Noisy And Late, And Everybody Hates Everybody. If Armed Terrorists Had Tried To Hijack Any Of The Flights I've Been On Lately, We Passengers Would Have Swiftly Beaten Them To Death With Those Hard Rolls You Get With Your In-flight Meals.

Lobsters Displays All Three Of The Classic Biological Characteristics Of An Insect, Namely: 1. It Has Way More Legs Than Necessary. 2. There Is No Way You Would Ever Pet It. 3. It Does Not Respond To Simple Commands Such As "here, Boy!"

Never Try To Put All The Chemicals In The Entire World In Your Body At The Same Time.

The Places Where Trails Do Not Exist Are Not Well Marked.