Embrace What You Don`t Know

I Did Not Like The Way I Looked In A Pair Of White Pants.

If We Can Put A Man On The Moon, We Can Make Pantyhose Comfortable.

When I Was A Child, My Father Used To Encourage My Brother And Me To Fail. At The Dinner Table, Instead Of Asking About The Best Part Of Our Day, He Would Ask Us What We Failed At That Week. If We Didn't Have Something To Tell Him, He Would Be Disappointed. When We Shared Whatever Failure We'd Endured, He'd High-five Us And Say, 'way To Go!' The Gift My Father Gave Us By Doing This Was Redefining What Failure Truly Meant.

I Grew Up In A House Where My Father Encouraged My Brother And Me To Fail. I Specifically Remember Coming Home And Saying, 'dad, Dad, I Tried Out For This Or That And I Was Horrible,' And He Would High-five Me And Say, 'way To Go.'

My Husband Is Such A Healthy Eater. Except When It Comes To Sweets. He Never Consumes Anything Except Fruit Until Noon. And Then From Noon On He Might Have Some Brown Rice And Some Tofu, And Then, Come Eight Or Nine At Night, He Orders Three Mud-pie Double-chocolate Pieces Of Cake And Eats All Three Of Them.