Elvis Presley? He's God.

Death Was A Big Part Of My Life Growing Up. I Went To Lots Of Funerals.

Only When I'm Dancing Can I Feel This Free.

Everybody In Our Family Studied A Musical Instrument. My Father Was Really Big On That. Somehow I Only Took A Year Or Two Of Piano Lessons And I Convinced My Father To Let Me Take Dancing Lessons.

I Like To Make People Think.

Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.