Electric Guitars Are An Abomination, Whoever Heard

It Is Not So Hard To Be Original, What Is Hard, Is To Be Original With Continuity.

I Was My Own Teacher And Pupil, In A Comradeship So Firm And Persevering That The Most Trying Incidents Of My Life Served Only To Strengthen The Union.

The Piano Is A Monster That Screams When You Touch Its Teeth.

I've Had Only Three Wives And Three Guitars In My Life, Though I've Flirted With Others.

(i Was) My Own Teacher And Pupil, And Thanks To The Efforts Of Both, They Were Not Discontented With Each Other.