Either All Days Are Holy Or None

They Looked At One Another In Incomprehension, Two Minds Driving Opposite Ways Up A Narrow Street And Waiting For The Other Man To Reverse First.

There's No Such Thing As Writer's Block. That Was Invented By People In California Who Couldn't Write.

Getting An Education Was A Bit Like A Communicable Sexual Disease. It Made You Unsuitable For A Lot Of Jobs And Then You Had The Urge To Pass It On.

You Know I've Never Agreed With Baths. Sittin' Around In Your Own Dirt Like That.

I Would Not Like It Thought That I Do Not Buy My Own Paperclips, Sir. I Enjoy Owning My Own Paperclips. It Means They Are Mine.