Eighty Percent Of Success Is Showing Up.

Those Modern Analysts, They Charge So Much! In My Day, For Five Marks Freud Himself Would Treat You. For Ten Marks He Would Treat You And Press Your Pants. For Fifteen Marks Freud Would Let You Treat Him - That Included A Choice Of Any Two Vegetables.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

My Mind Can Never Know My Body, Although It Has Become Quite Friendly With My Legs.

Everyone Wants To Get Out Of Living Where They're Living Now, Because Life Is A Pretty Tough Proposition And Not Much Fun. But When You Think Back To Earlier Times, You Only Extrapolate The Nice Things.