East Is East, And West Is San

She Plucked From My Lapel The Invisible Strand Of Lint (the Universal Act Of Woman To Proclaim Ownership).

By Nature And Doctrines I Am Addicted To The Habit Of Discovering Choice Places Wherein To Feed.

Life Is Made Up Of Sobs, Sniffles, And Smiles, With Sniffles Predominating.

All Of Us Have To Be Prevaricators, Hypocrites, And Liars Every Day Of Our Lives; Otherwise The Social Structure Would Fall Into Pieces The First Day. We Must Act In One Another's Presence Just As We Must Wear Clothes. It Is For The Best

No Friendship Is An Accident.