Early Rising Is No Pleasure; Early Drinking's

I Have Known Many Who Could Not When They Would, For They Had Not Done It When They Could.

Petite Ville, Grand Renom. Small Town, Great Renown.

I'd Gladly Do Without A Valet. I'm Never So Well Treated As When I'm Without A Valet.

Few And Signally Blessed Are Those Whom Jupiter Has Destined To Be Cabbage-planters. For They've Always One Foot On The Ground Andthe Other Not Far From It. Anyone Is Welcome To Argue About Felicity And Supreme Happiness. But The Man Who Plants Cabbages I Now Positively Declare To Be The Happiest Of Mortals.

I Know Of A Charm By Way Of A Prayer That Will Preserve A Man From The Violence Of Guns And All Manner Of Fire-weapons And Engines But It Will Do Me No Good Because I Do Not Believe It