Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

Prejudice Assumes The Garb Of Reason, But The Cheat Is Too Thin.

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.