Eagles Don't Catch Flies.

Only A Very Few Can Be Learned, But All Can Be Christian, All Can Be Devout, And – I Shall Boldly Add – All Can Be Theologians.

Everyone Knows That By Far The Happiest And Universally Enjoyable Age Of Man Is The First. What Is There About Babies Which Makes Us Hug And Kiss And Fondle Them, So That Even An Enemy Would Give Them Help At That Age?

Christians Would Show Sense If They Dispatched These Argumentative Scotists And Pigheaded Ockhamists And Undefeated Albertists Along With The Whole Regiment Of Sophists To Fight The Turks And Saracens Instead Of Sending Those Armies Of Dull-witted Soldiers With Whom They've Long Been Carrying On War With No Result.

No Man Is Wise At All Times, Or Is Without His Blind Side.

By A Carpenter Mankind Was Made, And Only By That Carpenter Can Mankind Be Remade.