Each Lawyer Makes Somebody Unhappy Either By

I Get Paid For Seeing That My Clients Have Every Break The Law Allows. I Have Knowingly Defended A Number Of Guilty Men. But The Guilty Never Escape Unscathed. My Fees Are Sufficient Punishment For Anyone.

Each Lawyer Makes Somebody Unhappy Either By Beating Him, Embarrassing Him Or Tying Him In Knots.

Among The Rednecks Of America, Which There Are Many More Than People Seem To Realize, It Was Terribly Damaging. I Got Blamed For O.j.'s Acquittal.

My Experience Is, People Who Retire Die Sooner Than They Should Have.

The Public Regards Lawyers With Great Distrust. They Think Lawyers Are Smarter Than The Average Guy But Use Their Intelligence Deviously. Well, They're Wrong. Usually They Are Not Smarter.