Each Couple Is Its Own Vaudeville Act.

I Often Worry That My Idea Of Personhood Is Nostalgic, Irrational, Inaccurate.

Anyone Over The Age Of Thirty Catching A Bus Can Consider Himself A Failure.

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When I Was 21 I Wanted To Write Like Kafka. But, Unfortunately For Me, I Wrote Like A Script Editor For The Simpsons Who'd Briefly Joined A Religious Cult And Then Discovered Foucault. Such Is Life.

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