During My Sabbatical, I Spent Two Years

The Homosexual Community Wants Me To Be Gay. The Heterosexual Community Wants Me To Be Straight. Every [writer] Thinks, "i'm The Journalist Who's Going To Make Him Talk". I Pray For Them. I Pray That They Get A Life And Stop Living Mine!

Getting Caught Masturbating Sucks. I Got Caught Masturbating In Jail 7 Or 8 Times, It Really Sucks.

I Am Proud To Say That I Am A Fortunate Homosexual Man. I Am Very Blessed To Be Who I Am.

I Played Luke Skywalker. Every Time We Played, I Was Luke Skywalker. Nobody Else Could Be Luke Skywalker.

I Believe We Have To Bring Broadway A Little Latino Flair. We Have To Keep It Alive.