Duhhhhhhh, Tanks, Buttercup.

Never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia.

Buttercup's Mother Whirled On Him. 'did You Forget To Pay Your Taxes?' (this Was After Taxes. But Everything Is After Taxes. Taxes Were Here Even Before Stew.)

Why Do You Wear A Mask And Hood?" I Think Everybody Will In The Near Future," Was The Man In Black's Reply. "they're Terribly Comfortable.

You Can Never Trust What You Read.

Fool!" Cried The Hunchback. "you Fell Victim To One Of The Classic Blunders. The Most Famous Is 'never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia,' But Only Slightly Less Well Known Is This: 'never Go In Against A Sicilian When Death Is On The Line.