Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

Having Imagination, It Takes You An Hour To Write A Paragraph That, If You Were Unimaginative, Would Take You Only A Minute. Or You Might Not Write The Paragraph At All.

An Extravagance Is Something You Buy Which Is No Earthly Use To Your Wife.

I Hate The Pollyanna Pest Who Says That All Is For The Best.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

If A Man Keeps His Trap Shut, The World Will Beat A Path To His Door.