Drinking Is Bad Taste But Tastes Good.

Count The Day Won, When The Earth, Turning On Its Axis, Imposes No Additional Taxes

I Find That A Great Part Of The Information I Have Was Acquired By Looking Up Something And Finding Something Else On The Way.

The Trouble With This Country Is That There Are Too Many Politicians Who Believe, With A Conviction Based On Experience, That You Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time.

Health Is The Thing That Makes You Feel That Now Is The Best Time Of The Year.

When The Political Columnists Say 'every Thinking Man' They Mean Themselves, And When Candidates Appeal To 'every Intelligent Voter' They Mean Everybody Who Is Going To Vote For Them