Drink The First. Sip The Second Slowly.

The Only Qualifications For A Lineman Are To Be Big And Dumb. To Be A Back, You Only Have To Be Dumb.

Football Is A Game Played With Arms, Legs And Shoulders But Mostly From The Neck Up.

I Don't Like To Lose, And That Isn't So Much Because It Is Just A Football Game, But Because Defeat Means The Failure To Reach Your Objective.

It Isn't Necessary To See A Good Tackle. You Can Hear It.

If We're A Hit, Let 'em Say Anything They Want.