Dreaming Was Only Nice While It Lasted.

Dreaming Was Only Nice While It Lasted.

The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe, Lads.

Most Working Days I Can Be At My Desk For Nine Hours A Day.

It's Great Meeting Children Because You Never Know What They Will Say.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.