Doo Never Actually Made Moonshine, But He

I Believe In Education And Wish I Had A Better One.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!

Daddy Was Real Gentle With Kids. That's Why I Expected So Much Out Of Marriage, Figuring That All Men Should Be Steady And Pleasant.

You Ain't Supposed To Get Salmon When They're Swimming Upstream To Spawn. But If You're Hungry, You Do.

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.