Don't Waste Your Energy Trying To Educate

It's Harder To Make Something Good When You Can't Curse All The Time.

Luxury Cruises Were Designed To Make Something Unbearable (a Two Week Transatlantic Crossing) Seem Bearable. There's No Need To Do It Now, There Are Planes. You Wouldn't Take A Vacation Where You Ride On A Stage Coach For Two Months But There's All-you-can-eat Shrimp. You Wouldn't Take A Vacation Where You Had An Old-timey Appendectomy Without Anesthesia While Steel Drums Play. You Might Take A Vacation While Riding On A Camel For Two Days If They Gave You Those Little Animal Towels Wearing Your Sunglasses.

You Can't Control Things By Being Nervous.

...nothing Is Creepier Than A Bunch Of Adults Being Very Quiet.

I'm Married, You Know. I Love My Husband And I Have A Child.