Don't Think Of It As Art, Think

We've Established The Most Enormous Medical Entity Ever Conceived... And People Are Sicker Than Ever. We Cure Nothing! We Heal Nothing!

Television Is Not The Truth! Television Is A Goddamned Amusement Park. Television Is A Circus, A Carnival, A Travelling Troupe Of Acrobats And Story-tellers, Singers And Dancers, Jugglers, Sideshow Freaks, Lion-tamers And Football Players. We're In The Boredom-killing Business!

Ma, Sooner Or Later There Comes A Point In A Man's Life When He's Gotta Face Some Facts. And One Fact I've Got To Face Is Whateverit Is Women Like, I Ain't Got It.

I'm Afraid To Look In The Mirror. I'm Afraid I'm Going To See An Old Lady With White Hair, Just Like The Old Ladies In The Park. Alittle Bundle In A Black Shawl Just Waiting For The Coffin.

All My Brothers, My Brothers-in-law, They're Always Telling Me What A Good-hearted Guy I Am. You Don't Get To Be Good-hearted By Accident. You Get Kicked Around Long Enough, You Get To Be A Real Professor Of Pain.