Don't Read My Diary When I'm Gone.

I Get A Thrill Meeting Kids Who Are Into Alternative Music.

For The First Seven Years Of My Life, I Listened To Nothing But The Beatles.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

If Chasing Cool Is Important To You, You're An Idiot!

We Can Plant A House, We Can Build A Tree.