Don't Peak In High School.

I Don't Think You Should Be Allowed To Eat In A Restaurant If You Haven't Waited Tables At Least Once. It's So Irritating When I See People Being Rude To Waiters, Like, It Makes Me Want To Slit Their Throats! Like, Really? You're Really This Inconsiderate?

I Feel Lucky Because Most Of My Friends Aren't Married. So I Don't Feel That, 'oh, Step On It, You're Thirty.'

I Think Being Mean To People In High School Is Healthy. It's Sort Of Like You're In This Situation With All These Other Kids And Sometimes You Need To Get Your Aggression Out. And If You'd Had People Be Mean To You Before, It Really Does Build Character.

In Fact, The First Time I Ever Got Naked On Tv Was The Biggest Confidence Booster Of My Life.

I Really Like Doing Television Shows, And I Anticipated Doing A Comedy, Because Thats The Place I Feel The Most Comfortable - Those Are The Risks I Want To Take.