Don't Milk The Cow Too Hard. She

Original Sin Reassures Us That Our Slip Was Not The First.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

Laughter Scares Off Lust.

The Rich Are Never As Possessed By Their Riches As The Poor Are By Their Poverty.

Gossip Is Dying Out Because Fewer And Fewer People Care To Talk About Anything Besides Themselves.