Don't Limp In Front Of The Lame.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.

I Have Known Many Who Could Not When They Would, For They Had Not Done It When They Could.

Parisians Are So Besotted, So Silly And So Naturally Inept That A Street Player, A Seller Of Indulgences, A Mule With Its Cymbals,a Fiddler In The Middle Of A Crossroads, Will Draw More People Than Would A Good Evangelist Preacher.

How Shall I Be Able To Rule Over Others, That Have Not Full Power And Command Of Myself?

A Little Rain Beats Down A Big Wind. Long Drinking Bouts Break Open The Tun(der).