Don't Kiss A Man Who Hasn't Shaved.

Lots Of People Fantasize About What It Would Be Like If They Were President... Most Think They'd Be Decent And Wouldn't Be Corrupted At All, That They'd Remain True To Themselves.

I Just Don't Think I'm A Very Good Singer.

When You Have Satire, It Has To Be Real. No Matter How Outrageous The Comedy Becomes, You Have To Believe In The Characters.

I've Never Felt Completely Satisfied With What I've Done. I Tend To See Things Too Critically. I'm Trying To Get Over That.

I See God As A Song-and-dance Man. If I Had My Way, He'd Be Able To Carry A Tune, Too. Preferably, One Of Mine.