Don't Judge The Picture By The Frame,

Some Men Kneel And Pray, I Like Women And I Like Wine.

It's Getting Late Have You Seen My Mates, Ma Tell Me When The Boys Get Here, It's Seven O'clock And I Want To Rock, Want To Get A Belly Full Of Beer...

But We Came For The Kennedy Center Awards, Which Was An Incredible Honor. Being A British Person, I Was Bestowed This Honor. And My Partner And I, David, Came. And We Were So Pleasantly Surprised By George Bush And His Knowledge Of Aids. He Really - He Treated David And I - And Laura - Treated Us Like - They Were So Friendly And So Courteous.

So Excuse Me Forgetting, But These Things I Do You See I've Forgotten, If They're Green Or They're Blue Anyway, The Thing Is, What I Really Mean Yours Are The Sweetest Eyes, I've Ever Seen.

I Don't Whistle At You Down The Street. I Would If I Could, But I Can't Whistle You See.