Don't Judge Me By The Cover, 'cause

I'll Never Graduate From Collagen.

I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

Stop This Attitude That Older People Ain't Any Good Anymore! We're As Good As We Ever Were - If We Ever Were Any Good.

Love Is Only As Strong As Your Weakest Moment.

I Do Wear Wigs. ... I Sometimes Make The Joke About Me Standing On A Hilltop With My Hair Blowing In The Wind - And Me Too Proud To Run After It.