Don't Hope More Than You're Willing To

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.

I Don't Believe In Straight Or Gay. I Really Don't. I Think We're All Degrees Of Bisexual.

In America Sex Is An Obsession. In Europe It's A Fact Of Life.

I'm Sorry That Our Country And The People Do Not Consider The Arts As Vital To Our Well-being As, Say, Medicine. Suffering Is Unnecessary. It Doesn't Make You A Better Artist; It Only Makes You A Hungry One. However, To Me The Acquisition Of The Craft Of Writing Was Worth Any Amount Of Suffering.

My Lesbianism Is An Act Of Christian Charity. All Those Women Out There Praying For A Man, And I'm Giving Them My Share.