Don't Hate Me Because I'm Fabulous

Why Party Like It Is 1999 When You Can Party Like It Is Your Birthday?

Real Music Lovers Are Actually My Favourite Kind Of People Because They Like To Know, Rather Than Just Be Told What To Think.

You Can Always Tell When The Groove Is Working Or Not.

Michael Jackson's Album Was Only Called Bad Because There Wasn't Enough Room On The Sleeve For Pathetic.

When I Found Out That There Was Eight Presidents Before George Washington, I Wanted To Smack Somebody.