Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go

I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm Not A Very Creative Filmmaker.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.

Whenever I'm Not Shooting, I'm In The Editing Room With My Footage. While The Crew Is Taking 15 Minutes To An Hour To Set Up The Next Shot, I'm Behind The Avid, Putting The Flick Together.

In Hollywood You Kind Of Fail Upwards

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.