Don't Go To College, Unless To Get

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

I May Not Be The Bestest Pitcher In The World, But I Sure Out-cutes 'em.

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

You Gotta Keep The Ball Off The Fat Part Of The Bat.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.