Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry

Forgot To Live-tweet The Election Last Night, So I'm Post-tweeting Today. I'll Start As Soon As My Fingers Unclench From Their Rage Fists.

...why Were You Happier When You Were A Kid? Because You Didn't Know Anything. The More You Know, The Sadder You Get.

Of Course! Jeb Bush! America Is Hungry For Another Leader From That Talented Family!

Republicans Will Need To Work Hard To Capture The Latino Vote Instead Of Their Current Strategy Of Capturing Latinos.

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.