Don't Buy The Toys That Make The

Firefighters Don't Go On Strike.

If You're Over 52 Years Old And You're On Facebook, Do Us All A Favor And Log Off Now.

Dustin Hoffman Said This One Time, That If He Hadn't Made It As A Film Star, He Would Still Be Happy As A Character Actor Because He Was A Character Actor Because Of His Face From Day One, So He Would Always Work In The Theater.

I'm Still Pretty Self-centered, Greedy And Angry.

I'd Love To Play In A Red Sox Game. It Would Be So Awesome To Actually Walk Out On The Field And Play, Just For One Inning. I'd Also Steal Everything I Could Get My Hands On In The Clubhouse, Which Is Why They Won't Let Me Do It.