Don't Be 'consistent,' But Be Simply True.

And If I Should Live To Be The Last Leaf Upon The Tree In The Spring, Let Them Smile, As I Do Now, At The Old Forsaken Bough Where I Cling.

A Goose Flies By A Chart Which The Royal Geographical Society Could Not Mend.

A Woman Never Forgets Her Sex. She Would Rather Talk With A Man Than An Angel, Any Day.

I Would Never Use A Long Word, Even, Where A Short One Would Answer The Purpose.

The Indian Is But A Sketch In Red Crayon Of A Rudimental Manhood. To The Problem Of His Relation To The White Race, There Is One Solution: Extermination.