Don't Assume I'm Dumb Because I Wear

My Greatest Fear Is That The Audience Will Beat Me To The Punch Line.

All Of Us. All Of Us. We're Doomed.

There's Nothing In The World More Silent Than The Telephone The Morning After Everybody Pans Your Play. It Won't Ring From Room Service; Your Mother Won't Be Calling You. If The Phone Has Not Rung By 8 In The Morning, You're Dead.

The Greater The Intellect, The More Ease In Its Misdirection.

I Grew Up In A Tough Neighborhood And We Used To Say You Can Get Further With A Kind Word And A Gun Than Just A Kind Word.