Don’t Lick The Guests, Darling. Bad Manners.

It Was Complicated. I Understood It, Mostly, But I Had To Think A Little Sideways To Do It.

Mercy," Said My Mother Thoughtfully, "you Never Told Me Your Werewolf Neighbor Was Quite That Hot.

I'm A Coyote Shapeshifter Playing In A World Of Werewolves And Vampires---outmatched Is N Understatement.

Someday, I'm Going To Meet Some Supernatural Creature Who Tells Me Everything I Should Know Up Front And In A Forthright Manner - But I'm Not Going To Hold My Breath.

Being A Martyr Is Highly Overrated.