Don’t Forget, God Can See You Masturbating.

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

I Don't Want To Be A Facilitator For Other Funny People. It Doesn't Seem Smart For Me To Be In A Comedy And Not Be Funny. My Spirit Can't Take It.

I'd Love To Do Drama If It Was Interesting.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

I Was Raped By A Doctor. Which Is, You Know, So Bittersweet For A Jewish Girl.